The "Panic Knife" Logic T-Shirt | Funny FPS Gaming Meme - FVGF

You turned the corner. You had the drop on them. You put three rounds into their chest. But they pressed the melee button once, so now you're dead.

​The "Knife Beats Gun! Everytime!" shirt celebrates the most broken logic in FPS history. It doesn't matter if you have a legendary assault rifle or full armor—in the world of video games, a panic knife to the toe is an instant kill. Join the Fucked Video Game Facts (FVGF) movement and wear the frustration of bringing a gun to a knife fight... and losing.

We cut the corners on nothing: it's 100% premium pre-shrunk cotton, with a custom-designed graphic that stands out from the mass-produced noise. Every piece is made-to-order.

Product features

• 100% premium cotton fabric for comfort and durability
• No side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
• Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
• Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
• Great for adults, meets safety requirements

Care instructions

• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Tumble dry: low heat

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