Your Brain on Woke - T-Shirt

Your brain may be shrinking on a heavy diet of woke. We live in the greatest meritocracy on the planet. Everyone is equal under the law and will earn what they deserve. No one should get anything they didn't work for or earn on their own merits.

We cut the corners on nothing: it's 100% premium pre-shrunk cotton, with a custom-designed graphic that stands out from the mass-produced noise. Every piece is made-to-order.

Product features

• Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL for the perfect fit
• Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability
• Garment is knit in one piece without side seams for a more attractive look
• Made of garment-dyed fabric for a soft color and texture
• 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dry-clean

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